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cumberbitchsandwich:

sherlockimals:

theconsultingcumberbatch:

cumberqueen:

breathingsboring:

Twelve and a half minutes of Mr. Benedict Cumberbatch saying dirty, dirty things.

yourclosetfangirl:

• #AND I’M USING EARPHONES
• #SO IT’S COMPLETELY SURROUNDING IN MYBRAIN
• #I CAN— OH HE JUST MADE THE WORD MANHOOD SOUND LIKE A GOOD THING
• #CAN’T BRAIN
• #OH MY GOD
• #’MAIDENHOOD’
• #HE’S TAKING THEIR VIRGINITIES
• #HOW DOES HE NOT GIGGLE READING ALL THIS
• #’MADAM OREO’
• #OREO
• #OREO THO
• #BOSOM
• #STAWP IT BEN
• #’OBVIOUS EXCITEMENT’. THAT MEANS ERECTION
• #OMG
• #MOTHER OF GOD I’M ONLY HALFWAY THROUGH
• #VOUYERISM NOW WHAT
• #OH
• #KISS HIM
• #MOTHER OF LOVE
• #THIS IS SO STRANGELY GOOD
• #wait what transvestite what
• #HE JUST SAID DILDO
• #DILDO
• #BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH JUST SAID DILDO

He’s reading Casanova.

He’s reading Casanova.

He’s reading Casanova.

He’s reading Casanova.

Good fucking MORNING!!!

Thanks to saturdaystevens for digging up this link. I have it somewhere on my blog too, but this one from Sherlockimals is more recent. And more hilarious.

omfg. omfg. omfg. omfg.         benedict you ho

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